Mockware
Ex-Outs

Last updated 03/27/04

Don't Get Mad, Get Funny
with Mockware™ from Lazy Ape Productions™

Almost 20 years of marriage: I gave her my love, my children, my money. She gave me the boot. Am I angry? Nah! I found a way to make her "go ape" over me - with a Mockware™ morphing picture from Lazy Ape Productions™.

Sure you could get mad at your ex-wife, your ex-husband, your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, your ex-boss, your ex-lawyer, your ex-partner and a whole lot of other "Ex-es". But, why stress yourself out? Why stay upset? Why let all that anger and frustration send you to an early grave?

Don't get mad, get funny with Mockware™ by Lazy Ape Productions™. Let us "Vex your Ex". You provide the pictures of your Ex and we can provide creative products defacing the ones you love to hate:
 

bulletMockwear™ T-Shirts and Iron On T-Shirt Transfers with defaced and Ex-ed out pictures of your Ex
 
bulletMockware™ Morphing pictures.
 
bulletMockware™ Pictures in a variety of computer graphics file formats for screen savers, your desktop publishing products, "get smell" cards, and other ways to express your sentiments.

We may soon be a licensed distributer of "Ex-Outs" By S.S. ROI, Inc.  Soon to be available at major novelty stores. Yet another way you can deface the ones you love to hate. Its fun, its theraputic, and best of all: they deserve it!!

Contact us for details.

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 Mockware™ and Mockwear™ are trademarks of Lazy Ape Productions™, a division of MIDPA Technologies®. Ex-outs® is a registered tradmark of S.S. ROI, Inc.

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